“You got into college?” Oh, you’re cool.
David Bowie, ladies and gentlemen.
Carol’s Son
Good afternoon, Houston.
The thing I do when I have actively avoided going to a required performance and have followed through. I’m such a pussy.
(via wewontregretthis)
Booty booty booty booty rockin’ everywhere!
Saw this movie at the beginning of summer vacation. Fucking messed me up.
(via bloodbathatburgerking)
British Problem
MY DAD STOLE MY TEA
YOU CAN’T DO THAT DAD THAT’S MY TEA.
MINE
MINE
The British and Americans are so alike. They fight for tea; we fight for Coke.
