December 2011
57 posts
All white boys are fucking titty babys, end of...
lovetarastorm: thank you for reminding me why i don’t date white boys. i don’t need your drama. i have enough of my own. Not sure what a titty baby is.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Today's Mood
Negative. I feel like a Negative Nellie today. And it’s okay. I don’t care. And I’m hating my brother-in-law. Can’t wait for January 3rd. So close and yet so far.
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Just Desserts
Montana: Peanut butter blossoms! They smell so tasty. c:
Eddie: I'm a pecan sandie man myself.
Montana: Eddie, GTFO.
Eddie: *in mind* Oh yes.
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Paying for Dirt
I cringe at the fact that in order to listen to music that has curse words in it, we have to pay for it.  For that pleasure, we pay 99 cents…  but at least we can hear the word “fuck” however many times we want to. 
Dec 27th
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ListenYou’re just fucking killing me!
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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“They shouldn’t have it so (loud). The neighbors will think you’re...”
– My brother as a car with loud music drove by
Dec 27th
Dec 27th
ecstaticphilanthropy asked: Dear Eddie, I love you.
Dec 27th
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“Sometimes I beat myself with wet sandwiches”
– Ryan Adams
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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“We’re just jealous. So jealous in fact that were waiting for the day he...”
– (My) comment on a Facebook post about Justin Bieber
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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When I get what I want: When THEY SEE ME get what I want: 
Dec 21st
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Pain in the Butt
Me: My butt hurts.
Bro: What, how?
Me: I've been sitting on it for so long it hurts.
Bro: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Me: >.>
Dec 20th
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VICE: North Korean Labor Camps →
In the past, VICE has been somewhat of a very interesting place to find out things, like v(w)odka wars between Russia and Poland and how one editor fits in a totalitarian state run by a (now dead) cult-like-worshiped leader. Enjoy this next goody from VICE and be prepared to sit on the edge of your seat… or couch.
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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A Poem for HoJoKo
I am posting this here for the fact that no one reads my Tumblr and because they’ll never see it… I think. Enjoy this sleep-tinged poem written in September. I am very sleepy right now, and I can hardly keep my eyes open. Please bare with me.   Oh HoJoKo, Oh HoJoKo, why did you leave me so so-ko? Was it because we fought a lot, a-ko? Or because we sex-skyped so much, a-ko? Oh...
Dec 19th
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Dec 17th
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“If you think about it, I can see where Hitler was coming from.”
– Girl Walking with Male Cheerleader
Dec 14th
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“I murdered that motherfucker!”
– Mr. Ty Cunningham (after stepping ona roach)
Dec 13th
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Monday After School
Just saw HoJoKo and Lupita. Just came in mah pants.
Dec 12th
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Cocoa?
Brother: Will you make me some cocoa?
Me: No.
Brother: Please? Some co-co-co-cocoa?
Me: HoJoKoSo?
Dec 11th
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Weird Dream I
This morning… I dreamt that I kissed Aaron. Kinda stubby.
Dec 9th
Dec 9th
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Dear Diary I
Today, I almost got some today. Richard… almost gave it to me. I’ll have to try it again tomorrow.  - Eddie
Dec 8th
ListenTo get us in the spirit of the Holiday season...
Dec 6th
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How do you feel?
Brother: Why were you moaning?
Me: I wasn't moaning; I was screaming.
Brother: Screaming like a women.
Me: So?
Brother: When do you feel like a man?
Me: Whenever I go to the toilet.
Dec 4th