February 2012
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“For the longest time, I thought SMH meant ‘smeh.’”
– Mrs. Summers-Byrd
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Morning Think
Sorry for not liking retarded music. K?
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lovetarastorm:
fucking white boys are titty babys.
Does this mean I shouldn’t date a white one?
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“I’m gonna go home, put my phone on vibrate, sit on it, and call myself...”
– SNL, 2/18/12
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“Tony Chestnut knows I love you.
Tony knows. Tony knows.
Tony Chestnut knows I...”
– Elementary Song
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Best USSR Pickup Lines:
Never has international conflict been sexier.
imfinewithallmymemories:
Katherine and I just came up with these and if I may say so myself, they are HILARIOUS:
I want you to collectivize this grain.
How about you treat me like the filthy kulak I am
Cross my volga river tonight.
My 5 year plan? Marry you and make your the happiest man in the world.
I’d like to show your my 5 year plans…...
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Birthday Truth
I’d wish you a happy birthday, but with everything else, you’d just ignore it.
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Who Knew Me Hitting On Houston was Cool? →
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“If it looks easy, it’s hard. If it looks hard, it’s impossible. If...”
– Alexandru
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