"Do you even know how long 300 billion nanoseconds is? I bet you don’t."
Me
manhood:

This could be us

but you playin’. Now give your phone you stupid fucking bitch before I shank your ass.

manhood:

This could be us

but you playin’. Now give your phone you stupid fucking bitch before I shank your ass.

andyrockcandy:

Why I really I hate the crop top movement.  

While I loathe people who criticise looks, I’m gonna just play this in slow-motion so that I get an unobstructed view at that abdomen

tsarbucks:

This is it. This is truly the most horrifying image humanity has ever created. This is the downfall of all that we have ever known, all of our hopes and dreams, our very way of life.

I know you want it. *grunt* I know you want it.

tsarbucks:

This is it. This is truly the most horrifying image humanity has ever created. This is the downfall of all that we have ever known, all of our hopes and dreams, our very way of life.

I know you want it. *grunt* I know you want it.

From now on, whenever I see a bike seat, I’ll think of a dildo. Thank you Stephen.

shirogami:

this gif ruined my life

shirogami:

this gif ruined my life

reblog if your icon is literally you

CORN’ FLAAAKES

CORN’ FLAAAKES

tnay4eva:

I feel the need to re-post this every couple of years. This is one of my favorite tattoos. When people see it for the first time they think I just like to write on my hand. They don’t realize its a tattoo until they see me again and it’s still there. 

tnay4eva:

I feel the need to re-post this every couple of years. This is one of my favorite tattoos. When people see it for the first time they think I just like to write on my hand. They don’t realize its a tattoo until they see me again and it’s still there. 

sosa-parks:

During sex she said “deeper” so I rolled over and started reading her poetry

kyssthis16:

talesofthestarshipregeneration:

strangeasanjles:

allahyil3analsohyouniyeh:

priceofliberty:

thefreelioness:

The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

via Vice:

And just how did they think this was going to play out/

my thoughts EXACTLY

They played themselves. I can’t stop laughing!

polar-bear-son:

boysincroptops2k14

polar-bear-son:

boysincroptops2k14